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       The Boss points to a bell on the wall and says, "This bell will
       improve your morale."   The Boss continues, "You ring the bell
       whenever you achieve a goal."   The Boss turns and shouts, "Then yell
       your accomplishment to the rest of the office."   The Boss turns to
       face the office and says, "I know it sounds corny, but the bell has
       worked in other offices."   Dilbert asks, "Does your information come
       from the bosses of those companies?"   The Boss responds, "No. It
       comes from a magazine that interviewed those bosses."   Alice grabs
       the bell and says, "I'll go first." The bell sounds, "CLANG! CLANG!"  
       Alice calls out to the office, "I resisted killing my boss with a
       stupid bell."
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