Dilbert - 1998-09-06 - 
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       Dilbert approaches a worker sitting at his desk. He is holding a piece
       of paper and says, "Why did the I.S. department deny my request for a
       P.C. upgrade?"   The worker holds up his arms and shouts, "Because we
       are evil incarnate! BUWAHAHAHA!!"   Dilbert says, "I was looking for
       something more specific."   The worker holds out the paper and says,
       "You didn't provide a dollar estimate of the benefits."   Dilbert
       says, "That's ridiculous. I can't put a value on every tool I need to
       do my job."   The worker sits back in his chair with his arms folded
       and says, "If you can't quantify it, then it must not be necessary."  
       Dilbert throws up his hands and says, "Then why does the company give
       me a chair? I can't quantify that either."   Dilbert sits on the floor
       of his cubicle, without a chair. He thinks, "Here's one more reason
       why it stinks to be me."
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