Dilbert - 1998-08-23 - 
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       The Boss stands in front of a cake and says, "Happy combined
       birthdays."   The Boss continues, "Today we honor the employees who
       had birthdays within the past year."   Wally, Dilbert and Alice stand
       as the Boss continues, "That's Dilbert...Alice...Asok...did I miss
       anyone?"   Wally raises his hand and says, "Umm...you missed me."  
       The Boss says, "You too? That's spooky."   The Boss continues, "I'd
       cut the cake, but it's a plastic prop."   The Boss says, "Let's sing.
       Does anyone know the words to 'Happy Birthday'?"   The Boss walks down
       the hallway with the fake cake under his arm, and thinks, "I bet those
       weren't even the real words."
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