Dilbert - 1998-05-31 - 
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       Dilbert stands at a pharmacy with two cashiers, each helping a
       customer.   He thinks, "Is this one line, or two?"   Dilbert positions
       himself in the center and thinks, "I'll hedge my bets by standing in
       the center."   A man approaches and Dilbert thinks, "This guy is
       confused too."   The man stands next to Dilbert and Dilbert begins to
       sweat. He thinks, "Get behind me...get behind me...get behind me...get
       behind me..."   The man smiles and Dilbert thinks "Oh no! He's forming
       a new line behind the fast cashier! #$@^%#!"   The man turns his
       head and Dilbert jumps in front of him. He thinks, "He's distracted! I
       take the angle! I win!"   The cashier looks at his prescription and
       says, "Stress medications are the other line."
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