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       Dogbert stands outside of a cubicle with a memo in hand and asks, "Are
       you the pompous airbag of the office?"   Man in the cubicle answers,
       "Indeed."   Dogbert says to the man, "I've been asked to deflate you."
         Dogbert continues, "My sources tell me that you combine arrogance
       with trivia and try to pass it off as intelligence."   The man
       exclaims, "That's because I'm surrounded by fools who don't even know
       the capital of Elbonia!"   Dogbert displays the memo to the man and
       says, " I have a signed statement from your wife..."   Dogbert
       continues, "...that you put wet laundry in the oven last night."   The
       man looks into his computer screen while thinking to himself, "That
       explains the chewy casserole she served me this morning."
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