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       Banner reading "Dogbert the Consultant" appears across top of page.
       Dogbert sitting in front of The Boss. Dogbert says, "I cab give you
       excellent advice for $50,000 per month."   Dogbert sitting in chair
       continues, "If budget is a problem, I also offer bad advice for the
       low price of $45,000 per month."   Dilbert and Alice watch as The Boss
       runs past their cubicle with scissors in hand. Alice says, "That's not
       a good sign."
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