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       A presenter says, ".. Now let's look at our year-to-date variance in
       depreciation."   Alice notices a sleeping co-worker on one side and
       thinks, "Only five minutes left of our four hour meeting."   There is
       another sleeping co-worker on her other side. Alice thinks, "Uf he
       keeps droning, there won't be any time for my presentation."   Alice
       thinks, "I spent a whole week preparing my presentation."   Alice
       realizes, "Everyone else is already asleep."   Alice plans, "My only
       hope is to stun the presenter with a stale donut."   Presenter points
       to a chart and says, "As you can see, there's nothing to report." A
       donut heads for the back of the presenter's head."   Alice thinks, "I
       wasted a donut." Everyone around her is sleeping.
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