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       Catbert enters a meeting.  Dilbert and the Boss are already there.  
       Catbert, sitting between Asok the Intern and Dilbert, begins, "There's
       been a slight change in the vacation policy."   Asok asks, "Are we
       getting more vacation days?"   Catbert responds, "You must be new
       here."   Catbert continues, "As you know, all vacation time must be
       used in the year it is earned."   Catbert then says, "I realize this
       is not always convenient.  So I've decided to be flexible."   Catbert:
        "From now on, any time you spend in the restroom will count as
       vacation."   The meeting is over.  As Dilbert leaves, he says to
       Wally, "We should complain."  Wally counters with, "If you need me,
       I'll be taking a porcelain cruise."
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