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       At the staff meeting, The Boss says, "Good news on your budgets. I did
       some recalculating last night."   The Boss says, "I found a way to
       give more money to every project without increasing the total budget
       for projects!"   Wally raises his hand and says, "Question: Does your
       new way involve poor math skills?"   Wally has a question mark above
       his head. Alice puts her arm in front of him and says, "Ignore the
       skeptic. Hey, I have a suggestion!"   Alice says, "Maybe you could
       recalculate the salary budget for next year."   Dilbert says, "And
       when was the last time you recalculated the vacation days?"   Wally,
       using his calculator wrist watch, says, "I calculate that we have an
       hour left for this meeting, but I'm interested in YOUR caculation."  
       Dilbert, Wally and Alice walk out of the meeting counting stacks of
       money. Dilbert says, "I think we got greedy when we asked if he change
       for a five." They whistle as they leave.
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