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       The ugly lady with the fashionably outdated glasses is wearing a toga
       and sandals. She hands Dogbert a pair of black dress socks and says,
       "Your first assignment is a lingerie shoot. You'll be wearing black
       socks." Dogbert has a lump of silly putty on his head as a 'beauty
       tumor.'   The woman says, "There's nothing sexier than a short round
       guy in black socks." Dogbert sits on a table or block.   Dogbert,
       wearing the dress socks, looks at himself in a hand mirror and wags
       his tail. He says, "Wow! This works!" Heat is rising off the ugly
       woman and she says, "Quick! Get me a big block of ice to sit on!"
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