Dilbert - 1997-12-14 - 
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       The Boss and Bruce walk by a cubicle.  The Boss says, "We don't have a
       cubicle available for you yet, Bruce."   The Boss says, "So I'm
       declaring this part of the carpet to be your office."   The Boss says,
       "If someone goes to a meeting, you can sneak into his cubicle and use
       the phone."   The Boss says, "Our computer budget is gone, but we have
       an old monitor that you can put on top of your briefcase."   Bruce
       says, "Can I put tape on the carpet to mark my boundary?"   The Boss
       says, "That won't be necessary, thanks to this hi-tech device."  Bruce
       says, "A dog collar?"   The Boss puts the collar around Bruce's neck. 
       The Boss says, "It will give a mild shock if you cross your invisible
       boundary."   Alice says, "The new guy hasn't left that spot for a
       week."  Dilbert says, "Wally taught him to beg for food."
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