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       Dogbert and Dilbert go for a walk. Dogbert says, "When you're with a
       woman, everything you say will lower her opinion of you."   Dilbert
       says, "But, I can give her compliments, right?" Dogbert's ears standon
       end. He says, "No! That's the worst thing."   Dogbert says, "Women
       keep a log of all compliments. They analyze the pattern to identify
       negative trends." Dilbert says, "Should I use my real name?"
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