Dilbert - 1997-12-07 - 
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       The Boss, Wally and Dilbert sit at a conferance table.  Wally says,
       "It is my pleasure to present the weekly 'Wally status report'."  
       Wally says, "This week I developed what I call 'process pride'."  
       Wally says, "It all started when I realized that I have no impact on
       earnings."   Wally says, "Obviously I can't take pride in the RESULTS
       of my work."  Dilbert says, "Obviously."   Wally says, "But I need
       pride.  Otherwise, how could Imantain my high level of morale?"  
       Wally says, "So I learned to take pride in my processes instead of my
       results."   Wally says, "Everything I do is still pointless.  But I am
       very proud of the way I do it."   The Boss says, "Is that all you did
       this week?"  Wally says, "Hey, I'm only one person."
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