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       Phil, former ruller of Heck, now head of the Analogy Police, says to
       Dogbert, "Can you help me write a resume?" Dogbert obliges, "Yes, for
       a large fee."   Phil says, "How do I know you're qualified." Dogbert
       says, "Check my resume."   Phil says, "I have a hard time believing
       you invented coffee." Dogbert rebutts, "Check my patent."
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