Dilbert - 1997-11-23 - 
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       The Boss stands at Alice's desk.  The Boss says, "When you show this
       to our VP. Put in some revenue figures."   Alice says, "There's no
       revenue.  All we're doing is upgrading our network."   The Boss says,
       "I might have told him the project has revenues."  Alice grits her
       teeth.   The Boss says, "Lets not confuse him by changing the story
       now."  Alice covers her eyes.  Alice screams, "Yi-yi-yi."   Alice
       says, "O-o-o-okay.  How much revenue do you want?  A million dollars?"
         The Boss says, "I might have told him it was more."   Alice screams,
       "Just tell me what lie to use!!!"   The Boss says, "Can't you
       calculate it on the spreadsheet?"  Alice's fists clench, Alice's eyes
       bulge.  Alice thinks, "Must control....fist..of...death..."
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