Dilbert - 1997-11-09 - 
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       The Boss is on stage behind a podium and speaks to the crowd. "The
       theme of this engineering conference is..." Dilbert, Wally, and Alice
       sit in the front row.   The Boss continues, "Employees are our most
       valuable asset."   He says, "And lik emost assets, you decline in
       value over time."   He says, "I know what you're thinking: Not all
       assets decline in value."   He says, "For example, fine art is worth
       more every year."   The Boss points to an image of Wally and says,
       "But I don't think the Louvre will be asking for one of these anytime
       soon."   The Boss introduces Catbert and says, "On your way our,
       Mister Catbert will give each one of you a certificate of
       depreciation."   Wally says, "It's still better than last year's
       theme, "Have you earned your air today?" Catbert hands Dilbert his
       award.
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