Dilbert - 1997-10-26 - 
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       During a staff meeting, The Boss says, "It has come to my attention
       that one of you has a social life."   Wally says, "There must be some
       mistake."   The Boss says, "We can't be successful until our social
       lives are worse than the industry average."   He stands up and says,
       "Our competitors spend the nights in their cubicles. They eat from
       vending machines."   The Boss walks behind Wally, Dilbert and Alice.
       He says, "Someone here has not shown the same level of competetive
       spirit."   The Boss grabs Asok by the collar and says, "Someone had a
       social activity last night!"   Asok cries, "I'm sorry! I thought they
       were friends... but they were only recruiting for a multi-level
       marketing network!!!"   Dilbert says, "What were they selling?" Asok
       says, "Edible wax fruit. Brochure?"
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