Dilbert - 1997-10-17 - 
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       Dogbert works at a computer. Behind him, Dilbert says, "Is it hard to
       write an earnings report after you steal the investor's money?"
       Dogbert says, "Nah."   Dogbert says, "I'll compare my performance to
       the S&P 500 under a common set of assumptions." Dilbert walks away and
       says, "Oh."   A woman says to her husband, "How did our Dogbert fund
       do?" The husband looks at the earnings statement and says, "Ten
       percent better than the S&P 500 if it were also managed by an
       unscrupulous dog."
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