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       Dilbert sits on the couch. Dogbert says, "I'm starting a mutual fund
       for investors who aren't bright enough to know their alternatives."  
       Dogbert says, "It must be a huge market. Otherwise most people would
       invest in index funds."   Dilbert asks, "What's an index fund?"
       Dogbert wags his tail and says, "Ouch, ouch!! You're making me wag too
       hard!"
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