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       Wally and a vendor are eating lunch at a restaurant and are looking at
       the menu. Wally says, "Do you realize this is our third date?" The
       vendor (a woman) says, "We're not dating. I'm a vendor and you're my
       client."   The vendor says, "You always say the only time we can meet
       is during lunch. That way I'm obligated to pay for it." The waitress
       brings them glasses of water.   Wally says, "You're feisty. I'd better
       get the oysters."  The vendor makes an angry grimmace and thinks,
       "Make sale first. Then kill client."
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