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       Alice is angry and walks away from Mordac. She says, "I'm not using
       reverse psychology! I really don't need anything from the information
       technology department." Mordac follows.   Mordac shakes his fist and
       says, "Curse you! You know our goal is to give you the opposite of
       what you want. If you want nothing, we must give you everything!"  
       Dilbert stands behind Alice at her computer. He clasps his hands
       together and begs, "Please tell me how you got them to do this."
       Alice's computer is heaped with gadgets: satelitte dish, hard drives,
       video cameroas, modems, etc. Alice says, 'Watch me launch the space
       shuttle!"
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