Dilbert - 1997-09-07 - 
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       Dogbert sits at a computer with a telephone headset on. He says, "This
       is Dogbert's technical support. How may I disconnect you?"   Wally
       sits at his computer and holds a cordless phone. He says, "What are my
       choices?"   Dogbert says, "I recommend the abrupt disconnect; simple,
       gets the job done."   Wally replies, "I had that last time. What else
       do you have?"   Dogbert says, "You might like our 'Please hold,'
       followed by the 'wrong button' disconnect."   Wally says, "Too
       predictable. Do you have anything new?"   Dogbert says, "Try our new
       "Kervorkian Disconnect." I put you on hold and play an annoying
       message until you disconnect yourself."   Through the phone Wally
       hears, "Your call is important. Please hold while we ignore it... Your
       call is important..." Wally thinks, "Not bad."
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