Dilbert - 1997-09-06 - 
 (DIR) Previous
 (DIR) Next
 (IMG) 1997-09-06
       Dogbert sits in a chair at a financial planner's office. The planner
       says, "We can handle your investments so you can retire and live off
       the earnings."   The planners holds a long contract that covers his
       desk. He says, "Just sign this incomprehensible contract, hand all
       your money to total strangers and relax!"   Dogbert's ears fly up as
       he looks at the contract. The planners says, "We'll need to know what
       your tolerance for risk is." Dogbert says, "I think I just maxed out."
       Tags :