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       Dogbert walks by empty cubicles. He thinks, "I've downsized this
       company and plundered its equity by excercising my massive stock
       options."   A chauffer holds the door as Dogbert gets into his
       limosine and thinks, "Yet my victory seems hollow. Something is
       missing."   Dogbert sits on the couch with Dilbert. Dilbert says,
       "Maybe you're missing a sense of meaningful contribution to society."
       Dogbert relies, "Maybe... but I'm thinking book deal and trophy wife."
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