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       Dilbert sits at his computer. A voice comes from the video
       conferencing camera on top of the monitor. "This is Dogbert the
       Network Systems Administrator, to all ignorant employees."   Dogbert
       stands in front of a computer terminal. He says, "He who controls your
       information, controls you. I control your information."   The Boss
       sits at his computer. Dogbert voice says, "The board of directors has
       appointed me Emperor for Life. Bring the pointy-haried boss to me."
       The Boss furiously presses a key on his keyboard and thinks, "Uh-oh!
       The 'escape' key isn't working!"
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