Dilbert - 1997-08-24 - 
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       A consultant is giving a presentation using an overhead projector. He
       holds a transparency and says, "We have the results of the employee
       communications survey."   The projection shows a skull and cross bones
       and says Negative News. He says, "The number one problem is "Fear of
       Giving Negative News to Managers."   The Boss sits next to Dilbert and
       says, "What?! Why haven't I heard this before?"   The consultant says,
       "Well, maybe because it's negative news?"   The Boss says, "Do you
       have a solution or did you just come to insult me?" Dilbert and Wally
       both think, "Don't get involved."   The consultant says, "Ooh. Um...
       maybe if we wait a few days it will take care of itself." The Boss
       says, "Fine. Next."   The consultant smiles nervously and says,
       "Happily, there are no other communication problems whatsoever. Heh,
       heh."   The Boss turns to Dilbert and says,"I wonder why so many
       problems go away on their own." Dilbert says, "I have no comment at
       this time."
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