Dilbert - 1997-08-17 - 
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       Wally is driving to work. He thinks, "I have a vague feeling of
       uncertainty."   At work Wally thinks, "It gets stronger at the
       office."   Wally loses his balance and thinks, "The uncertainty saps
       my strength. My suitcase is getting heavier."   Wally crawls on the
       floor and says, "Must.. get... to... cubicle."   Wally leans back in
       his chair. He thinks, "The uncertainty feels like a piano on my
       chest." The Boss looks in on him.   The Boss says, "I decided to
       reorganize... or downsize, unless there's a merger." Wally waves his
       arms about.   Wally says, "I summon the unholy demons of Apathy,
       Sarcasm, and Cynicism!"   Wally is surrounded by devils and demons. He
       says, "Good thinking! Reorganizations always increase profits!" The
       Boss thinks, "Wow. Third time today."
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