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       At a meeting, The Boss says, "Announcing Project 'Sparkle', the clean
       desk policy."   The Boss says, "This is a company wide effort to keep
       our work spaces clean."   Alice says, "Tiny question. I'm curious
       about one thing."   Alice says, "I'm picturing our top executives in
       the 'War Room.'"   Alice waves her arms wildly and says, "They talk
       about the competitive threat and our lack of resources. Suddenly,
       panic sets in!!"   Alice is wide eyed and finishes, "A lone voice of
       reason penetrates the confusion. Two words: Paper towels."   Alice
       asks, "Is that pretty much how it went?"   The Boss says, "Moving
       along. Each of you get a laminated card with our mission statement."
       Wally puts his arm out to restrain Alice and says, "Let me do this
       one." Dilbert just watches it go by. The only reason he's here is
       because his name is on the strip.
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