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       What if...Albert Einstien had been in marketing?  Dogbert stands
       excited.   Albert Einstien hands a piece of paper to The Boss who sits
       behind his desk.  Einstien says, "I have a great idea for increasing
       sales."   The Boss reads report.  The Boss says, "Nope.  This will
       never work."   Einstien asks, "Um...is it possible that you don't
       fully understand the idea?"   The Boss says, "That's quite an ego you
       have there, Allan."  Einstein frowns.  Einstein says, "Albert."   The
       Boss walks Einstien out of his office.  The Boss says, "Experienced
       managers know how to identify bad ideas...."   The Boss says, "Bad
       ideas come from other people.  Now go work smarter, not harder." 
       Einstien walks away.   The Boss thinks, "I worry that a guy like that
       will go off and build a huge bomb."
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