Dilbert - 1997-07-13 - 
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       Dogbert is hosting a radio talkshow.  He sits at the microphone.  He
       says, "You're on the radio with Dogbert's "Bad Advice Show."  How may
       I hurt you?"   Women on the phone asks, "My boss asked me for a date. 
       We're both married.  What should I do?"   Dogbert says, "Divorce your
       husband.  He sounds like a loser to me."   Women says, "Yes, yes it
       all makes sense when you explain it that way."   Dogbert says, "Then
       mail a dead woodchuck to your boss with a note that says...."  
       Dogbert is heard over the phone.  Dogbert says, "Unlike this woodchuck
       my love for you will never die."  Women says, "Thanks.  I love your
       show."   Dogbert says, "Moving on to household tips, did you know that
       black paint is an excellent stain remover?"   Dilbert walks in with a
       huge black stain on his shirt.  Dilbert says, "Can we talk?"  Dogbert
       says, "And those are just SOME of the benefits of an all-cheese diet."
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