Dilbert - 1997-07-06 -
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Wally lies in bed dreaming. In his dream, he says to The Boss, "Hey,
Pointy-Hair!" Wally says, "Thanks for the brilliant advice that I
should, 'Work smarter, not harder.'" Wally continues, "I didn't
realize people could become smarter just by wanting to." Wally
groans and his head begins to bulge. He says, "Watch me add a few IQ
points right now!" The Boss looks wide eyed. Wally says, "Wow!
Suddenly, I can speak Latin!" Wally groans some more, "Let's crank
it up a few more points." Wally's head is humongous. He says, "Why
am I working in this dump? I should be a consultant." The dream
over, Wally is at work holding a coffee cup. His head remains
humongous. He says to Dilbert, "When I woke up, my pillow was gone."
Dilbert says, "Oh wow. You woke up in the wrong joke."
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