Dilbert - 1997-06-29 - 
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       Dilbert stands across from the Boss's desk.  He says, "I want a
       ten-percent raise."  The Boss replies, "There's no budget for raises."
         Dilbert holds up a letter and says, "I have an offer from another
       company that will pay fifteen percent more."   The Boss says, "I'll
       give you twenty percent if you stay."   Dilbert says, "I thought you
       said there's no budget for raises."  The Boss replies, "Well . . .
       It's supposed to be a secret but . . ."   The Boss says, "Our policy
       is to give big raises to people who spend their time interviewing for
       other jobs."   Dilbert tells Alice and Wally, "Good news!  The secret
       company policy is to reward disloyalty!"   They cheer and shout, "Yes!
        Yippee!"   Wally asks, "What's the reward for leaving work early?" 
       Dilbert replies, "He wouldn't show me the price sheet."
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