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       Wally tells the Boss, "I have a great idea to save money."   Wally
       enter the Boss's office and continues, "We can make the photocopier
       ink last longer by adding water to it."   The Boss asks, "Wouldn't
       that make the copies too light?"   Wally replies, "Ordinarily, yes. 
       But we can compensate by setting the copier to 'darken.'"   Wally
       says, "You'll need someone to implement this idea . . . Let's see."  
       Wally says, "Hey, how about Dilbert?  He isn't doing much work
       lately."   Wally continues, "I'd do it myself but there's no reason to
       waste a creative thinker on an implementation task."   Dilbert asks
       Wally, "Are you still mad that I got a bigger raise than you did?" 
       Wally replies, "No, I found a creative way to deal with it."
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