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       The caption says, "Asok the Intern explains the new rules of body
       language."  Asok smiles and says, "Fake happiness."   The caption
       says, "This means: I am not motivated by the size of my paycheck." 
       Asok looks at his paycheck and sobs loudly.   The caption says, "This
       means: I am slightly concerned about the impending reorganization." 
       Asok shivers and looks frightened.   The caption says, "This means: I
       have decided to work in the marketing field."  Asok sticks out his
       tongue and turns his head in a "counter-clockwise spin."   The caption
       says, "This means: I am being sarcastic."  Asok says, "Oh, THERE'S a
       good plan."  The caption says, "Note lips."   The caption says, "This
       means: The recent employee satisfaction survey has not captured the
       extent of my feelings."  Asok hangs in a noose.   The caption says,
       "This means: I think you are attractive but it would be very
       unprofessional to show it."  Asok looks at a woman and his eyes pop
       out of his head.   The caption says, "This means: My lottery
       investment paid off."  Asok gives the Boss a wedgie.
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