Dilbert - 1997-06-08 - 
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       The Boss stands at the front of the room and says, "I'm happy to award
       the 'clean cubicle award' to Matthew."   The Boss continues, "It's a
       ten-dollar 'travelers check.'  Where's Matthew?"   Alice, Dilbert and
       Wally sit at a conference table.  Dilbert says, "He was cruelly
       downsized last month."   Alice says, "His cubicle was clean because he
       shredded his important documents out of spite."   Wally says, "All of
       his furniture and equipment were scavenged by bitter employees who
       have to do his work now."   The Boss says, "This is not having the
       motivational impact I had hoped for."   The Boss says, "Okay . . . The
       'travelers check' will go to whoever knows what number I'm thinking." 
        The Boss sits at a table in a restaurant.  He hands the check to the
       waitress and thinks, "They sure were sore losers."
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