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       A man lies in a hospital bed with a bandage on his nose.  Dogbert
       stands on the bed and says, "Your doctor asked me to tell you that you
       have six months to live."   The patient says, "There must be a
       mistake.  I'm here for a nose job."   Dogbert checks a document and
       says, "Oh, you're right . . . I wondered why that last guy was so
       happy when I told him he'd have one huge nostril for the next forty
       years."
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