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       Dilbert stands at the Boss's desk and says, "It is physically
       impossible for me to finish both of my projects on time.  Which one is
       more important?"   The Boss says, "Hmm . . . If I absolutely HAD to
       choose between them, I'd say . . . Do them both on time."   Dilbert
       says, "Wow.  When you do that with your arms, it creates the illusion
       that you're thinking."  The Boss says, "What you need is a third
       project."
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