Dilbert - 1997-05-11 - 
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       A man walks down the hall thinking, "I am Carl, the cubicle dwellers'
       friend."   Carl thinks, "I travel from cubicle to cubicle to tell
       people how hard I'm working."   Carl stands behind Dilbert's desk and
       says, "I am working so-o-o-o hard.  Work, work, work.  It's all I do."
         Dilbert asks, "How is that possible?"   Dilbert continues, "You walk
       around all day with that coffee cup resting on your belly."   Dilbert
       asks, "Does your job description say 'transport coffee cup on belly'?"
         Carl walks away thinking, "He's a terrible conversationalist." 
       Dilbert asks, "How many miles per gallon do you get?"   Alice asks
       Carl, "Hypothetically, if you were downsized, how would the cup get
       around?"  Carl thinks, "What's wrong with these people?"
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