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       Dogbert and Ratbert sit on the couch.  Ratbert asks, "Who was the
       world's first salesperson, Dogbert?"   Dogbert replies, "Some people
       say it was a guy named Noah."   The caption says, "Noah's last name
       was content."  Noah says, "I have a big, curly stick and I don't even
       know why."   The caption says, "His job was to sell an ark cruise to
       animals."  Noah asks an opossum hanging in a tree, "Did I say ark?  I
       meant yacht."   The caption says, "He invented soemthing called
       sales-babble to disquise his motives."  Noah says, "We'll partner to
       leverage our value-adds in a win-win proposition."  A beaver looks
       confused.   The caption says, "He pioneered the lame joke."  Noah asks
       a giraffe, "How's the weather up there?  Hee hee!"   The caption says,
       "When he couldn't reach quota, he got creative."  Noah hands a unicorn
       horn to a cat and says, "Strap this to your head and don't ask
       questions."   The caption says, "But his greatest innovation he called
       'blaming engineering.'"  An angry bear tells Noah, "I can't find the
       honey spa."  Noah thinks, "Think fast."
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