Dilbert - 1997-04-20 - 
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       The Boss, Wally, Dilbert and Alice sit at a conference table.  The
       Boss says, "Here are some money-saving tips from headquarters."   The
       Boss reads from a list, "'When calling long distance, use short
       words."   The Boss continues to read, "'If everyone did this, our
       fifty-billion dollar company could save nine hundred dollars per
       year.'"   The Boss reads, "'Tip two: For faxes, use Sans Serif fonts. 
       They transmit faster.  Annual saving could exceed three hundred
       dollars."   The Boss says, "Next item on the agenda, remember I'll be
       in Switzerland next week on a fact-finding trip."   The Boss
       continues, "If you need to call me at my four star hotel, be sure to
       use short words."   Dilbert whispers to Alice, "You might want to save
       those short words until he's on his clue-finding trip."   The Boss
       stands in his hotel room in Switzerland.  He holds the phone and
       listens to someone cursing on the other end.  He says, "Those are NOT
       all short words."
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