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       Catbert and Wally sit at a table.  Catbert says, "The company has
       taken out a life insurance policy on you, Wally."   Catbert continues,
       "We pay the premiums and we collect the insurance when you die." 
       Wally looks at the policy and asks, "Is this because I'm so valuable
       to the company?"   Catbert replies, "It's because we think you'll be
       more valuable dead."  Wally says, "This is exactly why I don't like
       cats."
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