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       Dilbert enters the Boss's office.  He says, "Here's my project plan as
       you requested."   Dilbert explains, "Our team is already working day
       and night on other projects."   Dilbert continues, "I assumed we'd
       give up eating, sleeping and bathing to fit this in."   Dilbert
       continues, "By the second week we'll be starving, delirious and
       stinking."   Dilbert continues, "We'll be like wild, unpredictable
       animals."   Dilbert continues, "Specifically, we'd be like wild
       chipmunks.  None of us are very aggressive."   Dilbert points to the
       proposal and says, "This clip art represents us in week three as a
       pile of dead chipmunks."   Wally asks Dilbert, "Now he wants it in two
       weeks?"  Dilbert says, "Never mix sarcasm with good clip-art."
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