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       The strip is titled, "Dogbert presents the life cycle of a business
       idea."   The caption says, "The brain creates an idea."  Asok, Wally,
       Alice and the Boss sit at a conference table.  Asok dreams about a
       woman.   The caption says, "The mouth - operating independently of the
       brain - creates words."  Asok says, "Let's form proactive synergy
       restructuring teams."   The caption says, "The words are written on
       large paper."  Dilbert writes, "Let's form synergy," on an easel pad. 
       He thinks, "Idiot."   The caption says, "The large paper is delivered
       to a bitter secretary."  Dilbert hands Carol the paper and says,
       "Please?"  Carol growls.   The caption says, "The secretary types it."
        Carol types, "Let's . . . form . . . protein . . . symphony
       reactionary . . . teens."  She thinks, "Close enough."   The caption
       says, "The typed notes are delivered to the staff."  Someone hands
       Wally a copy of the notes.  He points to the wastebasket and says,
       "Drop it in the 'to do basket.'"   The caption says, "Repeat."  Asok
       sits at his desk dreaming about a woman.
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