Dilbert - 1997-03-09 - 
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       Dilbert arrives at home and says to Dogbert, "You're probably
       wondering how my day was."  Dogbert sits on the couch reading a
       magazine.   Dilbert says, "It was terrible . . . Until I did THIS!" 
       Dilbert holds up a diagram.   Dilbert sits down and explains, "It all
       started when I deluded muself into thinking my opinions mattered."  
       Dilbert continues, "I sprang into action like a cheetah on a
       trampoline!"  Dilbert gets up and demonstrates.   Dilbert continues,
       "I drew lines and boxes and arrows for hours.  It was pure
       adrenaline."   Dilbert shouts, "Suddenly, trouble struck!  It wouldn't
       fit on one page!!"   Dilbert continues, "So I shrunk everything until
       it was totally unreadable.  And it fit!!"   Dilbert concludes, "The
       moral of the story is that you don't have to feel bad just because
       you're totally worthless."  Dogbert says, "I'd mock you but the
       challenge is gone."
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