Dilbert - 1997-03-02 - 
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       Dilbert stands in the bedroom tying his tie.  He tells Dogbert, "Our
       new CEO will be announced today, Dogbert."   Dilbert continues, "Rumor
       has it that they picked a tall caucasian male with no experience in
       our industry."   Dilbert continues, "I can't wait to hear the bizarre
       logic behind this choice."   Dogbert says, "I like your necktie.  Is
       it new?"  Dilbert replies, "Shut up."   A man stands at a podium and
       says, "Our new CEO has never worked in our industry, but that's
       exactly what we were looking for . . ."   The man continues, ". . .
       Because we wanted a CEO who doesn't know what can't be done!"   The
       men prepare to shake hands, but the CEO offers his left hand.  The man
       whispers, "Other hand . . . Other hand."  The CEO asks, "Why?"  
       Dilbert says to Wally and Alice, "He looks a bit overqualified." 
       Wally says, "I really took the wrong approach on my resume."
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