Dilbert - 1997-02-17 - 
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       The Boss sits at his desk and tells Dilbert, "You didn't give me your
       five-year budget forecast."  Dilbert replies, "You didn't ask for
       one."   The Boss says, "It was discussed at the project review
       meeting."  Dilbert replies, "You didn't invite me to that meeting."  
       The Boss asks, "Did you accomplish ANYTHING this week?"  Dilbert
       answers, "I trained the bats who live in my cubicle to juggle
       mushrooms."
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