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       Alice, Dilbert and Wally grumble as they enter a leadership seminar.  
       The instructor asks, "What would you call a manager who motivates
       employees to work fourteen hours a day?"   Alice answers, "A filthy
       sadist."  Dilbert answers, "Pointy-haired imbecile."   The instructor
       says, "Umm . . . No . . . That's not what I'm looking for."   Wally
       says, "I think he means what do we call him to his face."   Alice,
       Dilbert and Wally answer in unison, "Leader."   The instructor says,
       "Right!  And what do you call someone who can make unpopular decisions
       again and again?"   Someone replies, "A filthy sadist?"  Another
       participant says, "Wait, it might be another trick question."  The
       instructor thinks, "I hate training engineers."
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