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       Dilbert and his mother stand in the kitchen.  Dilbert asks, "What do
       you want for your birthday this year, Mom?"   Dilbert's mother
       replies, "Oh, nothing.  I have everything I need."   Dilbert says,
       "Oh, c'mon.  There must be something you want."  His mother replies,
       "Well, one thing, but it's silly."   They sit in chairs.  Dilbert
       says, "You just name it."  His mom replies, "Okay."   Dilbert's mother
       says, "I'd like a home entertainment theatre with a fifty-inch screen,
       'Thx' Surround Sound and a 600 KBPS satellite link to the Net so I can
       view adult pictures during the commercials."   Dilbert replies, "I was
       thinking more along the lines of a new toaster oven."   Dilbert's
       mother says, "Oh, that's exciting.  I'll put it next to my other one
       and watch them fight it out."   Dilbert says, "There's a real dark
       side to the information age."  Dilbert's mother says, "Oh, and about
       the gift of life I gave you; you're welcome."
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