Dilbert - 1997-01-20 - 
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       The Boss tells Wally, "Bad news on your performance review, Wally."  
       The Boss continues, "Everyone performed the same.  But I'm required to
       rank the group on a bell curve."   The Boss continues, "I had to make
       up some flaws to move you down the curve.  Here's a pen.  Sign it." 
       Wally reads the review, "Employee does not wash hands after using the
       restroom."
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