Dilbert - 1997-01-16 - 
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 (IMG) 1997-01-16
       Dilbert stands in a room filled with electronic equipment.  A voice
       coming from a monitor says, "You have been chosen as Bill Gates' towel
       boy.  But first you must answer this quiz."   The voice continues,
       "You're in a room with three monkeys.  One has a banana, one has a
       stick, one has nothing.  Which primate is the smartest?"  Dilbert
       says, "Um . . ."   Dilbert sits on the couch and Dogbert sits on the
       backrest.  Dogbert says, "I guess the successful towel boys know that
       humans are primates too."  DIlbert says angrily, "Stupid trick
       question."
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